Thanks to mom and dad, we had a couple gift cards for Teatro Zinzanni San Francisco. For our anniversary Friday, it seemed like good timing for the dinner-and-a-show musical circus theater. The risk is you might become part of the entertainment. Teatro Zinzanni is well-known for choosing audience members to “help” with the show.
Of course they chose me.
The plot details of my sketch are a little fuzzy. Something about the secret ingredient to the kitchen’s salad dressing. Either way, it involved a large woman seducing me (or vice versa?), a German alias (Herr Mochi), a robe and a fez, some top-shelf cocktails garnished with Froot Loops and gummi-worms, and me getting squirted in the face with water from this lady’s boob.
Unfortunately for me, the top-shelf alcy I poured turned out to be just colored water. But as you can see, the woman was quite the looker:
Turns out I got off easy. The next audience-members selected had to sing and dance in an Elimidate-style competition for her love!
I don’t really have a problem being in front of large groups, giving presentations or something like that, but just get nervous when I don’t have any say in what happens next.
In the end though, I’m glad I got chosen, so we got the full Zinzanni “experience.” But I feel like you should get some free drinks or something since all the other audience members are laughing at your expense. And afterward I was free to enjoy the rest of the show without risk of being on stage again.
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That’s a good looking hat! I’m glad you got to be part of the fun, but really, what were the odds? Only a few get chosen so you must have had that something special, or did you forget my advice to not sit on the end? Also love the alias.
haha! jealous.