I’ve been spoiled by Bryn’s excellent cooking for almost three years now. Before that, I was more interested in the most efficient ways to get the necessary calories into my body.
One of the best (read: worst) products I found was Totino’s Party Pizza. These little frozen pizzas would go on sale for $1 , and they provided 760 calories. You could cook them in the microwave and not even have to turn on the oven. Definitely a very efficient and cost-effective 5-minute greasy gut bomb of a meal.

A McDonald’s double cheeseburger from the dollar menu only has 440 calories. Does any other “real” food deliver more calories per dollar than Totino’s pizza? I don’t know if such a miracle product exists.
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And to think I used to feed them to you on purpose!