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While I have no musical talent to speak of, I do have a gift for coming up with great fake band names. All of these are way better than many real band names such as Tool, Bush, Destiny’s Child, The Mamas and the Papas, etc. Here’s a short list of cool fake band names I thought of in just the past couple days. I did not research these so some might already be taken, but if you want to start a band using one of these band names, I’ll accept royalties.
- Backseat Driver
- Barking Spiders
- Beautiful Disaster
- Beggar’s Choice
- Big Band Theory
- Blue Steel
- Cold Shower
- Drunken Clams
- Fatal Error
- Flux Capacitor
- Ghostrunner
- Grammar Police
- Haz-Mat Team
- Human Growth Hormone
- Kegstand
- Longball Charlie
- Lowballers
- Mochi‘s Revenge
- McLovin
- New England Clam Chowder
- Operation Infinite Freedom
- Pen 15 Club
- Pocket Aces
- Political Suicide
- Purple Nurple
- Quailman
- Redline
- Rocky and the Bullwinkles
- Sandals with Socks
- Shock & Awe
- Skittlebrau
- Spider-Pig
- Threat Level Orange
- Trabajabamos
- Typhoon Lagoon
- When Llamas Attack
- Wiffleball All-Stars
- Wingmen
With so many great fake band names out there, there’s no excuse for such uninspired choices like Dave Matthews Band or (gasp) Average White Band. Come on!
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What’s wrong with Average White Band? But good choices…Spider-Pig, a band and a song!
I agree with Jody: Average White Band was all the rage! Play that funky music, white boy! But seriously, you do have the knack. Names also double as good ones for ski runs, especially Mochi’s Revenge.